I Need a Travel Vacation Package to a Resort Somewhere

The election is over, hooray! Black Friday is in the past, yipee! I'm sorry but I need to take some time off. These past few months have been trying, to say the least. All the hub-bub with the candidates and the nonsense that was going back and forth, not to mention having to hear about it at work EVERY DAY! To top it off was Black Friday - almost version. The only black stain was the man losing his life over shopping. I've had it. I've had enough! I need a vacation and the only reason I'll go to a store right now is to hunt down some clothing for whatever destination I choose and some new luggage since the stuff I have has been abused by baggage handlers from here to Europe and back again! This time I'll pick out something with Kevlar! LOL, whenever they make that kind of luggage I'll be first in line. No, wait, it will cost less if I wait a bit won't it? Did I mention that I need a vacation?