New Treatment for Cellulite?

I always thought that if you kept your mouth shut and didn't eat that teensy weensy hunk of cake you wouldn't need to worry about cellulite. Okay, I was wrong, what do I know about cottage cheese butts. Nothing, until I read an article on MSN that explained it. I never knew that cellulite was a by product of some cords in the muscles that attach to the skin area and when excess fatty tissue gets between them they become, that's right, cellulite. Guys get cellulite too but what do we care what our butts look like to another guy. I think that gets women even more upset because we don't care if we have it but care a lot if they do. What's that? Did I hear someone say double standard? Yes, and unfortunately it's very true and it probably will continue to be that way. The laws of nature make the woman attractive to the males for the best breeding. I'm sorry, but it is true when you get right down to it. We never really got elevated above our primitive ways when it comes to attracting for procreation. Women go shopping for the longest eyelid products, the best wrinkle cream, wet looking red lipsticks to go on full lips(someone say collagen implants?), ways to prop up their breasts and round their butts (back to cellulite again) for starters! Guys, we just get up, shower, comb, shave, dress and go! There are many women who enjoy this routine and there are many that would like to scream over it. I don't blame the screamers, I'd hate to be on that schedule.