I worked for many a retail conglomerate in my years and I've noticed a very bad trend emerging. Fat folk in motorized carts. That's right, call me Mr. Sensitivity, I said FAT folk, porkers, who earlier in life lined up for the daunting task of becoming fat and unable to support their own weight anymore that a few minutes at a time. They volunteered to eat till the food was coming out the same time it was going in, only less was leaving. They are food storage champions of the consumer class. They keep Hagen Daz, Keebler, and M&M Mars in business! Now, they can even get a nifty electric scooter to troll the food aisles in that can accelerate quickly to the food sample tables at WalMart or Costco, gotta get it while it's still nice and hot, or cold! Heaven forbid that some of these rubenesque creatures may even contemplate any type of weight loss or lap banding or something so they could regain mobility on their own. What's worse is that the people that truly need these transport devices tend to get bundled up with the floppy fatties. You'd think that if they're going to drive these things in stores they'd get a class in driving them and drivers etiquette as well. I've seen them smash into displays and shelving because they couldn't make a tighter turn because their body parts got in their own way, then swear and drive off leaving a mess for a lowly stock clerk to clean up. Pick up in aisle 8 thru 10!
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