08 October 2009

What a Fat World We're Making

I understand that the good ole U S of A has climbed back up the most admired country list in the world. Sorry about that W! After all your, and Dick's , hard work to bring us down and all. I digress. We are now very admired and emulated as well. That's right, the world wants to look like us too. The world wants to become fat! You can see it everywhere, except third world countries where they would love to have extra food to put pounds on with. Primarily, you are starting to see European Union countries getting a bit rotund, shall we say, or is it rubenesque. I guess that would be for the gals over there. It is a bit funny since we are getting preoccupied with looking good like the bikini girls in the commercials and buff like the guys working those power bands on that expensive machine that comes with a free DVD! Americans are spending a lot of money trying to burn belly fat, trim those hips and thighs, remove unwanted neck jowls and even heavy eyelids. If you look at it from a different perspective it's like a giant whip getting snapped and people are the rope of the whip. We start to go the other way with the fat and flab and everyone else follows suit with getting fat and they'll do the same regimen only to lose it later on. People don't need to be fat in the first place unless they have a 'legitimate' medical condition, not one they think they have just to justify a fat butt.

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