Watching TV - Late Night Style

I had a few days off recently and was up rather late writing some articles for my political and environmental blogs and I guess I had a bit too much coffee. I was wide awake and then some. There's only so much Internet you can do before your eyes get bleary so the television was the next best thing to do. What a mistake that was. My channel surfing adventure began with a woman telling me about her incontinence and how this super duper diaper held so much more than her old ones did. Channel change! Then there was that old fart from the cocoon movies talking about his diabetes products and how they send them right to his door, so he can continue to eat the oatmeal from his other commercial no doubt. Maybe if he ate less and lost his huge fat reserves his diabetes may not be such a problem. I guess the only time he eats the oatmeal is when the camera is on. Channel change! I ran into the usual infomercials with the has been actors and actresses trying to hawk their "beautiful" jewelry (crap) and perfumes that smell like an un-neutered dog in from the rain in the summertime! The newest infomercials are more health and wellness related and don't spew the big names that endorse their weight loss, anti aging products, anti wrinkle and collagen replacement therapies. The ones that I really don't like are the ones that are solely intended for women but are marketed to men as well, knowing they'll be ineffective for men to use. There's one popular weight loss product like that which shall remain nameless. No more channels to switch to until 3:30 a.m. when the news comes on. I wonder what's going on with the Internet right now?